You may have looked directly at the cartoon below and thought, 'How is that a Father's Day cartoon?'. Allow me to explain myself. I grew up with one of those dads (perhaps you did too) who like to tell a lot of jokes, and seemed to have an endless supply of them. I have about a hundred ideas of different Beef related things I could, and one of them is to illustrate as many of my dad's jokes that I could remember. I might not actually get around to doing this, but perhaps if I did one every father's day, then by the time my dad turns 80 I can have about 20 of them done.
This is the one about the three guys that show up at a 'dress as an emotion' party. The first guy shows up dressed all in green and says "I'm green with envy". The second guy comes arrives dressed all in red, and he says "I'm red with anger'. Finally the third guy shows, and he's completely naked except for a strategically placed pear. The looks at him and asks' What are you dressed as?". To this the man replies "I'm deep in dis pear".
Pause for laughter.
Anyway, this one goes out to my dad. Happy Father's day.