Sometimes you just need to ask yourself, 'if a real horse were hitting on a carousel horse in a bar, what would it say?'. I posed the question on the Land of Le Beef Facebook page; below are some of the responses I got.
The Italian Stallion in action...
"I've always had a thing for pole dancers. Can you do that thing where you do the splits and slide down?"
"Carousel horse, huh? Can I ride you for a quarter?"
"Hey babe, why the long face?"
"I'm looking for a 'stable' relationship."
"Some guys are into Durex, but I'm more of a Trojan horse."
"I'm hung like a you-know-what..."
"You've been spinning around my head all night."
"I'm feeling studly"
Well, that's it. Thanks to everyone who submitted. If you have any to add, please feel free to write them in the comments section.