32 Illustrated Kids Jokes

If you like funny jokes, cute illustrations, and scrolling through a blog post, then you’ve come to the right place.

Whether you're a parent, teacher, or just someone who loves to hear kids laugh, these jokes are sure bring a smile to a child's face. These illustrated jokes are available as a printable lunchbox notes in my Etsy shop; just order, download, print, and throw them in your kids’ lunchboxes to brighten their day.

What kind of tree fits in your hand?

A Palm Tree

What is fast, loud, and crunchy?

A Rocket Chip

What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?

Hoppy Birthday

What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?

Ouch

What is a cat’s favourite colour?

Purrrr-ple

How do you make an octopus laugh?

With Ten-tickles

What did one plate say to the other plate?

Dinner is on me

What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping?

A Dini-snore

How do you talk to a giant?

You use big words

What animal is always at a baseball game?

A Bat

What falls in winter but never gets hurt?

Snow

Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide

What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you

How does the ocean say goodbye?

It waves

How does a scientist freshen her breath?

With experi-mints

Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?

Because she wanted to go to high school

Why do bees have sticky hair?

Because they use a honeycomb

What did the drummer name his twin daughters?

Anna One, Anna Two

What’s a pirate’s favourite letter?

Arrrrr!

How do you stop an astronaut’s baby from crying?

You rocket

What kind of lion doesn’t roar?

A Dandelion

Why was the broom running late?

He swept in

Why did the banana go to the doctor?

He wasn’t peeling well

How did the hair stylist win the race?

She knew a shortcut

What time does a duck wake up?

At the quack of dawn

What do you call a funny mountain?

Hill-arious

Where do cows go for fun?

To the moooo-vies

What kind of key opens a banana?

A monkey

Where do baby cats learn to swim?

At the kitty pool

How do you know when the moon has had enough to eat?

When it is full

What letter is always wet?

The ‘C’

How do trees get on the internet?

They log in