This is a idea I have for a new childrens book, called 'That's Not a Knife'. It's about a leather-clad Australian straight from the outback, who travels the world in search of a knife. Sure, teaching kids about knives might not be the smartest thing, but I can almost guarantee you that this would be the cutest Crocodile Dundee fan fiction ever created.
I'm not going to delude myself into thinking that this will actually get made, but if this happens to be something that you feel strongly about and want to see it happen, please drop me a line.
