I promised that the gentleman in my next trademarked line of cartoon 'Pick-up Lines' would be handsome and charming - and I delivered. Meet Marc. Marc is a handsome outdoorsy type who enjoys cooking, writing poetry, and roller-skating.
It was brought to my attention that only female kangaroos have pouches - well, if you must know, Marc's pouch is more of an accessory where he keeps his keys, wallet, and tic-tacs. It's more like a 'murse' than a pouch; all the modern male kangaroos are wearing them nowadays. Anyway, here are some kangaroo pick-up lines, some of which I came up with, some which were submitted by others...
"Can I interest you in some outback?"
"I love your accent; what is that, Scottish?"
"that's not a boomerang in my pouch..."
"Can I give you an Australian kiss? It's like a French kiss, but down under."
"Let's bounce"
"Don't fight it, it's BOUND to happen...so just HOP on sweetheart!"
"You know what they say about big feet, don't you? Check out these whoppers!"
"Wallaby (Well I'll be) betting you'll be coming home with me tonight."
Thank you for joining me for another exciting edition of 'Pick-up Lines', and thank you to everyone who submitted. If you any to add, please put them in the comments section...