Have you ever stared blankly at a wall and thought about what it would be like if Ronald McDonald were hitting on a girl clown at a bar? Neither have I - that would be crazy. I have however drawn a cartoon of it and asked other people to submit their own pick-up lines. If you'd like to get in on the pick-up line action for next time, be sure to become a fan of the Land of le Beef Facebook page. Anyway, enough about that, here are some of the responses I got:
"Hey pretty lady, would you like to end the night with a quarter-pounder?"
"Can I choose my filling for your McFlurry??"
"Mind if I put some meat in your bun?"
"These massive shoes do contain massive feet..but you know what they say..."
"I come - super sized!"
"How many balls can you juggle?"
"With over 99 billion served, who are you to say no?"
"I am much more careful than my friend Burger King. He got Dairy Queen pregnant because he forgot to wrap his whopper."
"whaddya say we run off and join the circus together?"
"How would you like to be my treat of the week?"
"Take your time baby, I'm open 24 hours..."
"I'm going to name a hamburger after you; it's called the McPOW!"
As always, thank you to everyone who submitted - you're all awesome in your special way.