Animals can be so cruel to each other.
That's right, you read the title correctly. This is a genuine, one of a kind, Halloween Monster Spectacular special feature, only on the Land of Le Beef. There's so many monsters here today that your head is going to spin. I couldn't even post some of them because they were too scary for human consumption. Anyway, have a safe and happy Halloween...
ever wonder what cats are saying to each other when they meow? well, thanks to some patented cat translation technology, I was able to decipher some of these meows for a new segment I call 'Animal Pick-up Lines'. Special thanks to everyone who contributed their own lines - Josh, Amal, Kay, and Sandy (sorry Georgie and Jen, I wanted to keep this PG, so I couldn't use yours)..
"hey baby, I bet I can make you purr.."
"you've lost that love and feline"
"I'm getting neutered tomorrow, so this is your last chance..."
"meeee...OW! you are one fine looking cat"
"I hope the next hairball I cough up is made of your fur..."
"Don't worry baby, I don't scratch. Seriously - I've been declawed"
"Is that catnip you're wearing or is it your smile that's driving me crazy?"
"I'll buy the next one...I'll put it on my tabby!...Get It? Tabby? Like tab...but I said tabby because we're cats..."
"You know...I'm related to the Lion King. Just saying..."
"You know 'The Cat in the Hat'? He's my cousin.."
"You're the most beautiful feline I've ever seen! I'm not LION!....Get it? Lying...lion? I'm funny right? Drink?"
"You smell divine; is that tuna, or chicken liver?"
"Bonjour, do you speak meow?"
"you must be a lazer pointer, because I can't keep my eyes off of you"
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