warm-hearted tickle machine

I'm not really sure what inspired the ​warm-hearted tickle machine, all I know is that it is pretty cute and that I don't want one in my home...

why can't we all just get along?

I can't believe this movie hasn't been made yet. If I had access to my own movie set and 80 tonnes of marshmallows I would make it myself, but unfortunately I am lacking both of those things :(

​on another note, did you know that marshmallows are called marshmallows because they were originally made from the marshmallow plant? I just found that out, and will probably immediately forget it.

anyway... have a wonderful day, keep smiling, hug everyone you see, and don't skimp on the high-fives.

chinese new year

I'd like to wish all the people out there a very happy 'year of the snake'. I can't say that snakes are my favourite animals, but as far as the chinese zodiac goes, they're definitely in my top twelve.

anyhoo,

Chuk nam sang wei.

holiday special

it's time for some christmas beef, featuring: snow white with a group of particularly dopy looking dwarfs, santa and a few of his favourite elves, and a heated exchange between santa and a soon-to-be-famous rudolf...

spooooooky

it's time for some exciting Halloween editions of le Beef, featuring some of your favourite monsters, including a nicely dressed werewolf, and two friendly pumpkin head guys...